Tarynisms

Upon finishing the candy her music teacher gave her: "Mmmm. Those were good Skittles! Especially the kind that tasted like Tylenol!"

During a conversation where I tried to explain to her why she shouldn't put up her 2007 calendar and turn it to December to help keep track of December 2006: "Mommy, is it the law?" [Mommy is momentarily speechless.] "Well, is it? Because if it's not the law, we don't have to do it!"