How will you celebrate Festivus?

Tomorrow is Festivus. I'm relatively unfamiliar with it, but Rob told me about it and we spent a bit of time looking on the internet. Started in the 1960s, it became well known when the originator's son was writing for Seinfeld and included it in an episode. Now many people celebrate Festivus: A holiday for the rest of us.

You can buy the central decoration piece: an aluminum pole

Festivus cards are available online.

A central part of the celebration is the annual airing of grievances.

As my mother (insert ominous music) is coming tomorrow, I must wish you all a Festivus greeting now:

I have a lot of problems with you people.

Happy Festivus!