Ashlin was very poop aware on the way to get Taryn today. She was telling me to watch out for dog poop and cat poop and robin poop. The robin poop tickled my funny bone and I decided I had to push this some more?
"How about falcon poop?" I asked.
"Yes, falcon poop, too," she said.
"How about seagulls?"
"Yes, seagulls make poop, too."
"How about horses?"
"Yes, horses make poop."
"How abou cows?"
"No, Mommy! Cows make milk!"
I explained how cows make both milk and poop, which she interpreted as somebody making milk out of poop.
All things finally clarified, we arrived at school.